Happy Halloween !!

Just to make it very clear who the Hoch family
is voting for in a few days, I carved a pumpkin
to kinda give you a hint!! (I think it turned out real nice!!)

Wooo Hooo !!!!

'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon.
As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

'On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi'
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-
IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

A Halloween story !!

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween
night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...


Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its
way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...


Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP..


He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens
the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind
him. However, the casket crashes through his door,
with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.


Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is
coming in sobbing gasps.


With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.



The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate,
he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,




(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)





The coffin stops !!