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(I missed it this year)The town of Independence hosts the only privy race in the state at its Fall Foliage Festival.
(Independence is our County Seat)
INDEPENDENCE -- If the Grand Privy Race were the Tour de France, the Lightning Lube team would play the role of Lance Armstrong. The six-man team maneuvered their outhouse-on-wheels with speed and drill-sergeant precision, their grip so sure on the $500 first-place prize that the only suspense at Saturday's competition was over who would come in second. During a break between rounds, longtime Privy Race veteran Chad Fitzgerald pointed to Travis Jones, co-owner of the Lightning Lube garage. "He provides our steroids," Fitzgerald joked. One might as well call them state champions. There isn't another outhouse race in Virginia, though there is a national race held each year in Gravel Switch, Ky. Nestled south of Point Lookout Mountain in Grayson County, the small town of Independence has hosted this lighthearted lark for more than 30 years as part of its annual fall festival. Town officials are hoping to call more attention to the event, and the town itself, by lobbying for official state recognition as Virginia's privy racing site. There's no word so far on whether this will happen. "We're pulling for it, though," said Doug Carrico, 56, a member of the Grayson County Board of Supervisors. Quite a bit more goes on at the Fall Foliage Festival, including the selling of arts and crafts, music and the cooking of sweet-smelling popcorn. But once the races start, "All the crafts and the music kind of take a back seat," Carrico said. The man who thought up the race, former public works director Darrell Ward, described its creation this way: "Somebody said we need to do something unique, and I should've kept my mouth shut." But despite Ward's mock humiliation, he remains a key organizer of the race. On Saturday, he organized the heats, lined the teams up along Main Street and yelled to start them running. Of the racing potties, which bore resemblance to go-karts, the black-and-yellow Lightning Lube rolled quickest, with team members switching positions the way the rules require as if they'd practiced for months. They went on to their sixth team win. The rickety-looking but lightweight outhouse pushed by the Grayson County Republicans won the $300 second prize. The Mill Creek Arts two-seater, the Double Dumper Express, came in third for $200. The Grayson County Democrats, an all-woman team, showed a lot of spirit, but in the end they were bested by The Bad Boys Gotcha Covered, a shiny black john manned by a team of boys no older than 13. A group of friends who dubbed themselves the Soggy Bottom Boys spent five weeks, off and on, turning their mobile outhouse into a working dump truck, with a truck bed that could actually raise. Unfortunately, the contraption proved too unwieldy to be seriously competitive. The team did win a people's choice vote for style, however. Their prize: a trophy, and a complimentary roll of toilet paper.