Sunday, March 22, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Happy Birthday Mikayla!!! 3/10/2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Megastore, Megasale…
The manager of a megastore came to check on his new salesman.
"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.
"One," replied the new guy.
"Only one?" said the boss. "How much was the sale?!?"
The salesman answered, "$72,316."
Flabbergasted, the manager asked him to explain.
"First I sold a man a fishhook," the salesman said. "Then I sold him a rod and a reel. Then I asked where he was planning to fish, and he said down by the coast. So I suggested he'd need a boat - he bought that 20-foot runabout. When he said his Volkswagen might not be able to pull it, I took him to the automotive department and sold him a big SUV."
The amazed boss asked, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?"
"No," the new salesman replied. "He actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife's migraine. I told him, "Your weekend's shot. You should probably go fishing."
"How many customers did you serve today?" the manager asked.
"One," replied the new guy.
"Only one?" said the boss. "How much was the sale?!?"
The salesman answered, "$72,316."
Flabbergasted, the manager asked him to explain.
"First I sold a man a fishhook," the salesman said. "Then I sold him a rod and a reel. Then I asked where he was planning to fish, and he said down by the coast. So I suggested he'd need a boat - he bought that 20-foot runabout. When he said his Volkswagen might not be able to pull it, I took him to the automotive department and sold him a big SUV."
The amazed boss asked, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fishhook?"
"No," the new salesman replied. "He actually came in for a bottle of aspirin for his wife's migraine. I told him, "Your weekend's shot. You should probably go fishing."
Monday, March 02, 2009
Snow!!! Finally!!!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Drum Roll Please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Polar Bear Attack !!!!
If you are real brave, you might want to take a look
at the photos below of a savage Polar Bear attack in
Churchill, Manitoba, Canada.
These are photos of an actual polar bear attack which
recently occured.
The photos were taken while a number of people
stood by and watched, but were helpless to do anything
to stop the attack.
The local newspaper reports that miraculously, the
victim is expected to make a full recovery.
This is not for the faint at heart as the pictures are
very graphic!! Scroll down if you dare!!!

at the photos below of a savage Polar Bear attack in
Churchill, Manitoba, Canada.
These are photos of an actual polar bear attack which
recently occured.
The photos were taken while a number of people
stood by and watched, but were helpless to do anything
to stop the attack.
The local newspaper reports that miraculously, the
victim is expected to make a full recovery.
This is not for the faint at heart as the pictures are
very graphic!! Scroll down if you dare!!!
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Friday, January 30, 2009
They both made the Newspaper!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Remember Susan's Class
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Tales of Third Grade Blog
Susan's blog seemed to have some trouble with comments. I think we have it fixed now. Link is listed below.
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
The Proof Is In The Pudding !!
Monday, January 05, 2009
Diffendoofer Day !!
Our Galax City School Superintendent is retiring
and the school had a retirement dinner for him.
The drama teacher put together a dramatic reading
of Dr. Seuss's book "Hooray for Diffendoofer Day!"
One child from each grade level was chosen to read
a portion of it for him. Natalie was chosen for
Kindergarten and Mikayla was chosen for 4th Grade!
They were to dress very different to go along with
the book and the acting out of the story.
Here they are in their Dr. Seuss finest!!!

and the school had a retirement dinner for him.
The drama teacher put together a dramatic reading
of Dr. Seuss's book "Hooray for Diffendoofer Day!"
One child from each grade level was chosen to read
a portion of it for him. Natalie was chosen for
Kindergarten and Mikayla was chosen for 4th Grade!
They were to dress very different to go along with
the book and the acting out of the story.
Here they are in their Dr. Seuss finest!!!

Attention Fellow Bloggers !!
We have a new Blogger in the ranks!!!!
Susan has started a blog that will mainly follow the antics of her Third Grade Class.
Check it out: http://talesofthirdgrade.blogspot.com/
Susan has started a blog that will mainly follow the antics of her Third Grade Class.
Check it out: http://talesofthirdgrade.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Thursday, December 18, 2008
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day!
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves
did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming
to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two others had
jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and
all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in
the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and
it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the
mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa
marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel
said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and
Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming
to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he
went to harness the reindeer, he found that three
of them were about to give birth and two others had
jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and
all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in
the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum.
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves
had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his
frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and
it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the
kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the
mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa
marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood
a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel
said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this
a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition
of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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