Stayin Alive !!

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.
He said, "You gotta sprinkle a little gunpowder on your
oatmeal, see. If you do, you'll live to a nice ripe old age."

So the cowboy did this religiously every day, and sure
enough, lived to the nice ripe old age of 96.

When he died he left behind:
... 4 children
... 8 grandchildren
... 15 great-grandchildren
...
...and a 16 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium !!!